Who is the Black Glove?


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Ever since Batman RIP started, Grant Morrison has said that the true identity of the Black Glove, the man behind the big scheme to destroy Bruce Wayne’s mind and eventually kill the Batman in his danse macabre, would not be revealed until the final issue of the current Batman RIP story-arc; however, in this week’s issue of Batman (#680, for those keeping track at home), the groundwork is laid, clues are made more obvious, and the final push sets up the perfect time for the guessing game that I’ve been putting off since this whole thing started: Who is the Black Glove?

I’m of the mind that it’s been premature to speculate over prior issues, since there have been so many red herrings and possible false clues, but this month’s issue is different. So let’s look at who the possible candidates are, in reverse order of how likely it is that they’re behind this (in my opinion):

5. Bruce Wayne/Batman:

Several issues ago, Jezebel Jet hinted that the only person smart enough to break down Batman would be Batman, himself. It’s a fairly ridiculous notion, and I think it’s just been thrown in there to distract us from who the real bad guy is.

4. Alfred Pennyworth:

It was revealed at the beginning of this arc that there are certain rumors floating around about the way things were back when Thomas and Martha Wayne were still alive. Apparently, Martha was a heroine addict, and Thomas orchestrated the entire scene in Crime Alley to off her and fake his own death. Alfred, the trusty butler, was shown in photographs of various orgies at Wayne Manor, and was suspected of possibly being Bruce’s real father.

This is all kinds of stupid, and, as Jim Doom pointed out some months ago, the only reason to have Alfred as the man behind this would be so Grant Morrison could pop out on the last page and say, “Get it? The butler did it!” and then wink at the “camera.”

3. Dr. Hurt:

He’s obviously not who he says he is, but I think he’s just doing the bidding of the real bad guy in all of this.

2. Jezebel Jet:

At the end of Batman #680, it’s shown that she’s in on this whole plot against Batman. As the red-and-black rose petals are falling onto the red-and-black tiled floor of her cell in Arkham where she’s been being held, she puts on a pair of BLACK GLOVES and says that Batman’s finally understanding what’s going on. Well, that makes one of us, I suppose. The main reason I don’t think she’s behind this whole thing is because Morrison has repeatedly stated that the big bad guy is somebody we all know that will be the biggest shock in the past fifty years of Batman comics.

And judging off the line in this week’s issue of Batman, as spoken by Dr. Hurt, “Can the ultimate noble spirit survive the ultimate ignoble betrayal,” I’m going to guess that the secret true identity of The Black Glove is:

1. Dick Grayson/Nightwing:

Can you think of a more ultimate betrayal? They’ve been saying for months now that Tim is getting to be better and better than Dick ever was, so why wouldn’t that breed a little hostility and contempt? Not to mention that Bruce adopted Tim recently and has a new real son in Damien. Maybe Dick’s feeling left out in the rain. Plus, the whole red/black motif throughout RIP could be seen as a juxtaposition of the red Robin and the black Batman.

Of course, every one of those clues could be twisted slightly to suggest Tim Drake is the person behind this whole mess. A lot has been made about the role of the sidekick in Morrison’s run on this series, and, since the beginning, Robin’s been much more loyal and reliable than Dick has been. Considering that the Club of Villains has Dick in Arkham, sedated and ready for a lobotomy just makes me think that’s all a ruse. Afterall, when he was first brought in, they referred to him by a different name than Dick Grayson.

So, I’m going to go with Dick. That could be very interesting. I’m going to go re-read all of my old Batman RIP issues, now that I kind of know what’s going on, to see if this theory holds up.

I should’ve just waited for the damn trades on all this stuff. Seriously, how am I supposed to remember clues from two years ago? So, as far as this series is concerned, let me take back my criticism of Grant Morrison’s writing and just say that I’d much rather criticize the monthly format of comic books. We have a very strained love/hate relationship.

What do you guys think? Is my guess way off? Who do you think is behind this plot? Let’s hear some feedback.