Not Safe For Doom — Sep 24, 2008


Welcome to the first installment of Not Safe For Doom, where we honor the best comics of the week in terms of their ability to use full or partial female nudity in order to better tell a compelling story.

6. Captain America #42
Last place. No boobs.

5. Ambush Bug #3
Ambush Bug is shown waking up with some lady after ambushing her bug.

This totally isn’t all that hot because they’re drawn all weird and she covers herself up with the blankets. Who gets it on with a giant bug and then worries about modesty? Also, she stayed naked and he got re-dressed, and he needs a shower. He’s an actual bug, and he’s worried about getting something from her.

4. Jack of Fables #26
Jack Of F #26 included a naked woman wearing a sling whilst providing total satisfaction. Presumably, this guy’s total satisfaction is fairly limited, because honestly, she’s going to need her non-broken arm for stability most of the time.

I wonder what the doctor would think about that. She’s clearly interested in following doctor’s orders, because she’s going to the length of keeping that sling on. It’s not like a cast you’d have to saw through and then reapply. She could just slip it off. The fact that she doesn’t makes me think that she’s either going to change her mind as soon as any sudden movements result in throbbing pain, or it makes me wonder if she overdid her medication.

I’m not really in to slings, though.

3. New Avengers #45
Pros: The Queen Skrull is hot, and she’s naked. Earth really lucked out getting invaded by aliens that are hot and go through various scientific procedures while naked.

Cons: She’s green, and it’s hard to look at this picture without seeing the similarly naked Hank Pym lying face down with his bare buttocks exposed.

2. Daredevil #111
Adulterous as it may have been, Daredevil got it on with Dakota North.

She may be imaginary, but she used to be a MODEL.

And the Best Comic of the Week goes to:

1. Legion of Super-Heroes #46
Jim Shooter knows how to write a comic book. This issue opens up with Saturn Girl flying around naked trying to put her spandex on in mid-air.

Then later on, Lightning Lass just starts stripping in a room filled with naked people in tanks.

The best part? They’re all teenagers.

This week’s Booby Prize goes to:
DC. Ambush Bug drug it down a bit, and to be honest, so did the kinky sling lady, but how can you beat hot naked minors from the future?