The Sounds of World War Hulk #5
Posted in reviews by Doom DeLuise
GAAAH! BRRZT! BRRZT! ZZRRRTZ BZZT! AAAAAAAUUGH! CHUKK!
PHSKRCKROOOOM!
CRRRSHRRRCHSCRSHHHHH!
KWAGLOOOOOM!
FROOM KOOM KOOM CHOOM! (I am the walrus?)
SKRACRACK! POOM!
SHHRRRRRVVVSKRCHH!
SPAKOOOM!!
SPRACHOMMM
SPWAKAKK!
KRAKLLK FBMMMMM KRRAAAMM!
VJJJWOMMMWWWWB!
KRAKOOOOM!
FRZAAKK!
SKLAAANG!
RRAAAAAR SHHAAANK! AAAUGH!
JVMMMMMM STLAKRRAKK VUKUMMMMM TLLLLARRRR SPJZZZ SPPPPJJZZZZZZ SPAKSPPJZZZZZZ SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKS
SCKASCKASCKASCKASCKASCKASCKA
BWOOM!
FRACK CRACK!
WHUMPH
SFTTK!
GRGPAKK! SKOOM! SLKLAM! GRRAAAAAA!
SKRKLLLKRK! SPLURRP! SCLROOCK!
SHLISSS! FSSSSHH! SMMRRCCRKKKKK!
CKKKKKKKK!
CHWOM!
KRAAAKKOOOOOM!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEESKKRRR SKROOM!
RSKKMMMMJRJRKJCSSSSS
The end!
Dude this is totally the greatest blog post ever in the history of the internet.
Paperghost approves! And Paperghost is back! And Paperghost is taking potshots at DC Comics again!
It’s like the Elvis 68 Comeback Special, only with less leather pants.
I got so sick of comics I decided to just stop reading them for a while, but this damn Hulk series and Booster Gold – and the Goddamn Batman, of course – kept me on the fringes of being incredibly pissed off about all those other comics I wasn’t buying.
So there I was in my local comic shop last week, and blow me down if I didn’t hurl the closest nerd into the Brad Meltzer rack and decide to get all angry about comics.
AGAIN!
DiDio better start running…
I can’t stop laughing.
Interesting. I somehow think I just saw that in my mind. Well done.